by Reid Fitzsimons
If you get confused over what you’re supposed to believe because the people who make the rules about diversity keep changing them
If you are offended by any non-Mexican wearing a sombrero because of cultural appropriation, though you’re not sure if other Hispanics also wear sombreros and how to differentiate them from Mexicans
If everyday you curse your fate for not having homosexual, or at least bisexual, tendencies
If you prominently display the photo of you and that black bartender at the resort in Jamaica from last year and tell people you and him became good friends